hire yours truly for developmental editing services.
tell me about your linguistic, narrative, or historical special interest. Yes, I’m serious. I love that shit.
inform me that a distant relative has left me a mansion at the edge of a storm-wracked sea on the condition that I take up residence there within the week.
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(But the mansion thing. That would be nice. And, like, if there’s an unfairly attractive groundskeeper who may be hiding a terrible secret? He and I would need to work together, though, to solve a decades-old mystery connected to rumors of a haunting…)