ask about consulting services
tell me about your neurodivergent special interest. Yes, I’m serious. I love that shit. I have ADHD and the ‘tism. I collect stories and information. Come at me (with fun facts)
inform me that I am the heir to a distant relative who has left me a crumbling manse perched on black cliffs over a churning sea. If there’s an unfairly attractive groundskeeper who may be hiding a terrible secret, then of course there is. That’s how these things work